Archive for the ‘Mumblings’ Category

The babysitting money lender

Posted: June 19, 2012 in Mumblings

We ( Malaysians) are constantly being reminded of the presence of the money lenders, recently I saw one AhLong advert tied to a tree with an interesting message.

The large Chinese wording says – ‘cheap and good, easy loan’  then the phone number , and then another line in Chinese ‘ strictly confidential’. And you can read what does the English text say

 I wonder is this a 2 in 1 advert, money lender  cum  babysitting services. What an interesting combination. I wonder would they get more calls for the money lending services or for enquiries about baby sitting …?

 Maybe someone should call and find out if this is a printing error..hehe, please write to me if you did…

A woman’s best friend

Posted: May 23, 2012 in Mumblings

A man’s best friend is a canine and a diamond is a woman’s best friend. What does that says about us womenfolk horr…The following posting is about a woman who has a man’s best friend as a friend…I am not sure would she have preferred diamonds though …

Time : everyday ( Mon – Fri)  at around 4 pm
Location : a commercial area
Cast : Auntie –  fruit seller , Dog A, Dog B, Dog C, Dog D, Dog E and Dog F
Theme :  a showcase of loyalty, affection, faithfulness and love  

At about 3:40pm, 3 to 6 dogs can be seen crossing the road…and why did the dogs cross the road ? (sorry, can’t think of any chicken crossing the road jokes )

 Their purpose – To meet their beloved owner – Auntie , the heroine in our story

The dogs greet Auntie and exchange pleasantries – there will be lots of sniffing , whines and jumping about from the furry pack. In order to protect Auntie’s  identity, as usual- the subject will be pumpkin-ed. 

Auntie will carry the emptied fruit-display box and walk home with the pack.

At about 3:50 Auntie will return to her business site , load the rest of her stuff onto her bicycle -with a little help from the mamak stall kakak

 After checking that  all her wares are secured, Auntie gets ready to push her bicycle . Dog A and Dog B show more affection to their owner  while Dog C decide to pose for the camera. What a diva !

The dogs can be seen prancing and running circles gaily around Auntie

4.00 pm : Time to head home.

Auntie and the dogs make sure that the roads are clear before crossing the road, can you see Dog D waiting- waggy tail and all smiles- across the road ?

Dog D, E and F join Dog A, B and C…ahh…happy reunion.

Usually, about six dogs will be make their daily pilgrimage to escort  Auntie home..and according to Auntie, there are another six waiting at home…

This dog parade phenomena is happening on a daily basis, and how do the dogs know when is the right time to make the journey to get to Auntie ? can they tell the time ?  I wish I had some friends to escort me home too…

And allow me to introduce Rex…said to be the handsomest dog in the universe- no this is no part of Auntie’s furry team..

Fire Fire Fire

Posted: April 17, 2011 in Mumblings
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We had a brief training at the office on  fire safety. i have never paid much attention to the fire extinguisher until now…

If you look at the fire extinguisher, you will see some of these alphabets on the chili red body. The alphabets on the  fire extinguisher will tell what type of fire it suitable to extinguish.

 Extracted from Bomba website  

In general, there are five types of fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher are labelled based on “Symbol” or “Letters of the Alphabet”.

Fire Classes Explanation
Extinguished fire from solid material like wood, paper, cloth and other flammable object.
Extinguished fire from liquid like oil, paint, varnish, plastic and others.
Extinguished fire from gasses like butane, acetylene, electrical wiring, fuse box, electrical device and others.
Extinguished fire from metal like potassium, sodium, calcium and magnesium.
Extinguished fire from cooking oil that are used commercially.

The most common (and probably cheapest) type of fire extinguisher is the powder type, these are suitable for A, B and C type of fires. The dry powder expelled from this type of fire extinguisher can be messy and will corrode sensitive electrical components.

CO2 fire extinguisher – suitable for class B and C fires. The fire extinguisher comes with a horn to direct the CO2. Do not touch / hold  the horn while the extinguisher is discharging as this will be extremely cold .  the discharging gas which is pressurized liquid CO2  is extremely low temperature .  CO2 type extinguisher does not leave a residue like the powder type extinguisher but if large quantity of CO2 is present in confined space, it might cause  asphyxiation , ventilate the room after the  fire is under control.

Apart from the more common powder and CO2 , there are also clean agent fire extinguishers, which similar to CO2, store agent as a liquid that turn into gas when it hits the air. Clean agent extinguishers are suitable for type A, B and C fires.. So, choose the most suitable type of fire extinguisher based  on the type of fire expected and the expected effect.  

Easy steps to use a Fire Extinguisher : ( extracted from bomba webpage )
Pull the Pin at the top of the extinguisher
Aim at the base of the fire
Squeeze the lever slowly
Sweep from side to side
More extracts  from Bomba website :
Kitchen Cleanliness
Avoid from putting pot handles, food wrappers, recipe books and anything can burn nearby to your stove.
Make sure your cooking stove always clean. Dirt or built-up grease can catch fire.
Avoid from putting curtains, hand towel nearby to your stove.
 Fighting Kitchen Fires
Grease fires :
Turn off the burner.
Cover the pan with its lid.
Let the pan cool.
Open the lid slowly.
Microwave or Oven Fires :
If a microwave or Oven catches fire :
Unplug the microware or oven.
Bring them to the open area.
Keep the door closed.
 Extracted from
 How to cook safely
There are several things you can do to prevent fires in the kitchen. Make sure you don’t get distracted when you are cooking, and:
take pans off the heat or turn the heat down if you’re called away from the cooker, eg by a phone call
take care if you’re wearing loose clothing as it can catch fire easily
don’t cook if you have been drinking alcohol or taken prescription drugs – you may get drowsy or lose concentration
 Cooker and toaster safety
You can prevent fires when using a cooker or a toaster by following these simple tips:
turn saucepans so the handles don’t stick out over the edge of the hob or over another ring
double check that the cooker is off when you have finished cooking
make sure tea-towels aren’t hanging over the cooker and don’t put oven gloves on top of a hot cooker
keep the oven, hob and grill clean – built-up fat and bits of food can start a fire
check that the toaster is clean and well away from curtains and empty the crumb tray regularly
Cooking with oil
You need to be especially careful when you are deep-fat frying or cooking with oil because hot oil can catch fire easily. Make sure you:
don’t fill a chip pan or other deep-fat fryer more than one-third full of oil
use a thermostat-controlled deep-fat fryer, which will make sure the fat doesn’t get too hot
 Dealing with a fire in your kitchen
If a pan catches fire in your kitchen:
don’t move it because it will be very hot
turn off the heat if it’s safe to do so – don’t lean over the pan to reach the controls
don’t use a fire extinguisher on a pan of oil because the force of the extinguisher can spread the fire
never use water on chip pan fires as this will cause a fireball, use a fire blanket to smother the flames if it safe to do so
get out, stay out and call 999
If an electrical appliance catches fire, don’t throw water on it. If it is safe to do so, you may be able to put out the fire immediately by:
pulling the appliance’s plug out
switching off the power at the fuse box
If the fire doesn’t go out, get out of the house, stay out and call 999.

 Please have  read of the attached pdf file – safety tips during fire

In case of the fire, the number to call is 999, it is recommended to have the number of the Bomba station closest to you handy as they might be able to dispatch help  faster than going through the 999 number which might require rerouting to the nearest fire station.

In line with our theme for the day,  I looked up some phrases/idioms containing the word ‘fire’…

 A burnt child dreads the fire;  add fuel to the fire;  come under fire; fat is in the fire; fire is a good servant but a bad master; get on like a house on fire; great balls of fire! ( for Jerry Lee Lewis fans); have too many irons in the fire; hold somebody’s feet to the fire; If you play with fire, you get burned ; out of the frying pan into the fire; where there’s smoke there’s fire; play with fire ; set the world on fire ; liar, liar, pants on fire….

The origin of Liar, Liar, pants on fire, extracted from Uncyclopedia ( click here)

Liar Liar Pants on Fire! is an expression of unknown meaning but well-established origins. In its most complete version, it is rendered “Liar, liar, pants on fire. Hangin’ on a telephone wire!” or “nose is as long as a telephone wire!” It is most commonly associated with accusations of dishonesty.
In contrast, the origins of the phrase are not in question. It is a paraphrased version of the 1810 poem “The Liar” by William Blake,  reprinted here in full.
Deceiver, dissembler
Your trousers are alight
From what pole or gallows
Shall they dangle in the night?
When I asked of your career
Why did you have to kick my rear
With that stinking lie of thine
Proclaiming that you owned a mine?
When you asked to borrow my stallion
To visit a nearby moored galleon
How could I ever know that you
Intended to turn him into glue?
What red devil of mendacity
Grips your soul with such tenacity?
Will one you cruelly shower with lies
Put a pistol ball between your eyes?
What internal serpent
Has lent you his forked tongue?
From what pit of foul deceit
Are all these whoppers sprung?
Deceiver, dissembler
Your trousers are alight
From what pole or gallows
Do they dangle in the night?